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Wednesday 8 June 2011

Show Case Kenya

Ask Wayne Rooney
hehehe. Kenya twajiuza
Remember those high school days when we used to go to symposiums and science congress? Our teachers were on our case all through. You couldn't do anything crazy, (for the sake of then schools reputation of course) but in a particular school, mwalimu allows students to show their compassion. Na watu wapendane.

i think this might be a school near muliro gardens

Its good to have a big car.....? not for some

If you really have dressing issues, please just buy a vitz, so that you don't need to raise your legs, or atleast wear pants.
if thats a lot to ask, then go to the gym and try to have a better looking ass

MR AND MISS BEAUTIFUL



This is what i call beautiful body, skin,....

THE PROCESS OF BEING KING MSATIS WIFE.

Hahaha...line up for check up where some old mamas are going to check the val;idity of your virginity


You lie down, spread your legs and the mama doesn't only take a look...

MURILO GARDENS VS JKUAT UNIVERSITY

what the hell is wrong with Jomo kenyatta university? After muliro gardens some students had to record themselves getting it done
Pictures have surfaced for the last few days of students having sex in the cubicles and instead of leaving it at that…they went one better: They made sex tapes of their tafrija….
The two ’actors’  in the sex tapes were identified as JuJa Campus Students Emma a Final year Bsc. IT student while Joel is a Final Year Diploma student.
DOWNLOAD the sex tape HERE


Tuesday 7 June 2011

Of Celebrities Behaving Badly: Poor Tabasamu Girl ‘Caught’ Pantless


Exactly how much does a panty cost,
And now, one of Kenya’s upcoming actors…a lady who made us warm up to the Tabasamu Show on Citizen TV has let her guard down and caught in a moment of silliness…with..literally, her pants down….with her prized asset immortalised in the lens of a yet to be recognized photographer…..
Damn~~~!
 She decided to Vuka the railing and join the P Square dudes on stage……now kama umevaa Trouser sawa…lakini kama ni dress top na hauna thuruari…….noma!!
 now here where we draw the line,,,,,. buy a thong.

Monday 6 June 2011

A hate speech to my friend

I recentry met a guy who helped me in a minimal kind of way. It was the one thing where you scratch my back and i scratch yours another day, but in my case looks like am screwed. This guy now expects me to be his erand boy. If i dis him, i will look like a very ungrateful prick. The problem arises because i can't agree to be a bitch. 'So my dear friend, i will show you the middle finger and tell you to fuck off.I hate human beings like you. Its people like you who are causing the world to be filled with fumes of allergic bullshit. now do us all a favor,

SIGNS YOU CAN'T MESS WITH

WHAT THE HELL......if you put such a sign in the zoo, am not even going to look at the freaking crocodile. Ironically enough, in Kenya, people will throw objects just to see what happens.

CRAZY URINAL SINKS

 when you spot these kind of urinal sinks what comes into you mind? I definitely need to take a leak. If you put such a sink in your pub, you'd be guaranteed to get lots and lots of customers, as a matter of fact, you can start charging people to get into the urinal